Friday, January 10, 2014

New Excerpt From Cold as a Wedge!

     Excerpt from Chapter 2 of Cold as a Wedge

     The sun was just creeping up over the horizon in Southaven as J.D. and Rick arrived back at the station around 6:00am. Located on Main Street, it was a humble brick building nestled beside the fire house, not far from the center of town. When they pulled into the parking lot it looked like a typical sleepy Saturday morning. There were only a handful of vehicles but one looked out of place. It didn't belong to any of the personnel at the station.
     "That's a 1967 Pontiac GTO," J.D. observed, his mouth practically watering. "400 inch V8 engine, four barrel carburetor."
     "What are you, Kelley's Blue Book?" Rick teased. J.D. grinned as he threw the truck into park. They got out and strode over to the entrance of the police station. As they did, the door to the Gulf Turquoise GTO opened and a spry young woman appeared. She wore snug bell bottoms and a green sweater vest pulled over a cream colored blouse. Her russet hair, kissed with the faintest whispers of gold was tied back, the wavy remainder of which resting below her slender shoulders. Lively green eyes sparkled as they settled on J.D. He'd seen her before. Up at the courthouse in Durhamburg.
     "Detectives," she greeted them eagerly. "What can you tell me about the body you discovered at Leedom Park last night?" Kit Kelly. She was a reporter for The County Courier. And a damn tenacious one.
     "You'll have to wait for the night log," J.D. informed her. She sashayed into their path, barring them from proceeding.
     "Was it male?" she begged. "Female? Do you suspect foul play?"
     "How did you even hear about it?" Rick balked.
     "I have my sources," she returned demurely.
     "Scanner," J.D. tossed glibly to Rick. He gave Kit a teasing smirk. "Boy, you people really are-" He stopped himself, remembering how he learned the hard way not to mouth off to reporters, even in jest. "We'll provide you with the log just as soon as it's prepared, Miss Kelly."
     "Detective Reiter," Kit Kelly was not about to take no for an answer. Catching his hazel eyes, a genuine smile bubbled to her face. "Surely you can give me something of a head start before the rest of the... what word were you tempted to use- vultures, perhaps- show up?"
     J.D. sidestepped the savvy journalist. "Sorry." J.D. shrugged. Rick followed suit and the two darted into the station, leaving Kit in the parking lot. Once inside, they were greeted by Opal VanArtsdalen, radio room dispatcher and mother of Charlie VanArtsdalen. Her beehive hairdo, a fancy relic from the previous decade was neatly arranged in its raven splendor. Both J.D. and Rick were surprised to see her there so early on a Saturday morning. She sprang up from her desk as soon as she heard them come in.
     "Charlie called me," she told them, reading their expressions. "I figured you were going to need an extra hand today. Coffee is already brewing, Rick. Put on a fresh pot, just for you."
     "Thanks Opal." Rick smiled. "You're an angel."
     "That Kuhn boy," Opal put her hand to her chest and rolled her eyes behind her silver horn rimmed glasses, "that poor thing." She lowered her voice. "You two don't actually think he did anything wrong, do you? Officer Walsh took to questioning him and I thought the little dear would just about faint." Walsh was one of the seasoned older guys who didn't pussyfoot around.
     "He still here?" J.D. asked.
     Opal shook her head. "Walsh took him home around five. I thought that boy was going to cry when Walsh talked about confiscating his little bag of mulch for evidence."
     "Bark."
     "Pardon?" Opal gasped.
     "It wasn't mulch," J.D. chuckled. "It was bark."
     "Oh." Opal shook her head dismissively and waved her hand. "Anyway, the chief is here for the briefing, as well as the officers coming on duty for day work. Charlie is finishing up writing his report."
     "Did he find anything else?" Rick wanted to know.
     "You'll have to ask him, detective," she clucked. "I'm his mama, not his secretary. Go on now, get your coffee." She shooed them on. In an age of nepotism, Opal VanArtsdalen of 'old Southaven stock', did her best to have Charlie stand on his own two feet. She knew it was difficult for some of the senior officers to take him seriously, since he'd sat on their knees when he was a boy. At least it wasn't the case with those in their late twenties like Reiter and McKendrick.

     J.D and Rick located Charlie and learned that the canvas in the neighborhood nearest the park turned up nothing. Even further up on Sugar Maple Drive, no one saw or heard anything. That was understandable, as the creek was completely out of view from there. Nothing out of the ordinary was discovered at the scene and unfortunately, the murderous hunk of minerals remained at large. J.D. took point on briefing the officers and Rick meticulously prepared the morning log for the press. The only information he released was that the body of a seventeen year old female was discovered in the creek at Leedom Park late last night. He deliberately left out names and intimate details in order to ensure the success of the investigation. He'd been thoroughly trained in the art of communicating particulars to the press and knew what to withhold. Keeping the exact location of the body unknown could prove crucial to the investigation and publishing the names of witnesses was just plain careless.
     By 7:30am everyone was up to speed, the log had been given to the press and Charlie was sent out to develop the film of the crime scene photos. J.D. and Rick had been waiting in their office for Mac and Slim. Office was a generous term. Glorified broom closet would be a more accurate description. There was barely enough room for two regulation sized desks side by side with a narrow walkway in between. Each desk had a rolling chair behind it and a stationary metal chair before it. On the wall behind J.D.'s desk was a twelve by eighteen black and white poster of Buckwheat from The Little Rascals, mouth agape in surprise, signature hair jutting out in an erratic afro. J.D. had taped a speech bubble next to Buckwheat's mouth saying, 'Oh dit! Here tums da tief!'
     To the untrained eye, his desk preached organized chaos but there was a place for everything and everything in its place, and if you attempted to threaten that order, you'd be dealt with- severely. Rick's desk was neat and orderly with a navy blue Upper Southaven Township Police Department mug perched on the edge, perpetually stocked with black pens.
     Seated behind his desk, J.D. reached into his pocket and extracted a pack of Pall Mall cigarettes with no filter. He fished one out and stuck the end in his mouth. With a flick of his thumb, the Zippo sparked to life and he lit the cigarette. With it hanging by his lips, he spoke to Rick.
     "That Kuhn kid," he inhaled, then puffed a cloud of smoke above his desk, "just to be sure, we oughta ascertain whether he had any connection to Pamela Cornell."
     "You don't really think he did it, do you?" Rick laughed. He leaned back and rested his elbow on the arm of his chair.
     "Not especially, no." J.D. took another drag. "I didn't get a guilty read from him but it'd be foolish not to follow up on it."
     Rick jotted down a note. "Sounds reasonable."
     "You hungry?" J.D. solicited.
     "Starving," Rick replied, tossing his pen down on a stack of papers.
     "Come on." J.D. grabbed his keys. "Let's go to Lottie's for a quick bite, then head over to Donna Wilson's house. We'll take the Plymouth. That way if Mac and Slim need to get in touch, Opal can radio us."
     "Right." Rick pushed off the floor and wheeled back in his chair. When they walked out into the cool morning air, J.D. half expected to see Kit Kelly still milling around outside the station for a better line than what they put out, but the light blue GTO was nowhere in sight.


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Rewiring

One of my New Year's resolutions (how delightfully cliche, right?) was to read more. Whoa! Make that a double! Also, get back into working out (oh the humanity) and- get less wrapped up in the negatively charged bile that is found in abundance on social media. So like most of you, I'm sure, it's January 10th- a whopping 10 days into 2014 and I'm still at it. I've found it's been not only easy but enjoyable and the effects are evident.

As part of my new routine, I've taken to reading Small Graces by Kent Nerburn each day. It's perfect for the busy life- short passages with meaningful messages. Maybe not exactly what you would expect to find on my reading list given the shall we say... "colorfulness" of my writing style. But, aren't we all a little surprisingly varied? What I like about this particular book is directly in its title. Small Graces. In a life where quite frankly, it's incredibly easy to get swallowed up in the nonsense and bullshit of every day- it's refreshing to have a lifeline that draws you into a simplistic and healthy way of thinking that leaves you with a sense of, well, grace.

It's a little ungrateful of me to bash all social media. After all, it's the vehicle for my series but let's be honest- how many tweets or posts have you read in the last 24 hours that made you put on your disgusted face and quietly or not so quietly proclaim the author to be a complete asshole? It gets a little dicey out there, kids. So, find a refresh button. Mine is almost shamefully short uplifting literature and yoga (abbreviated as it may be). Find some grace, pass it on but remember how to find it again later.

Feel free to follow me on Twitter. Rare are my catty tweets, many are my promotions (sorry) and hopefully, I'll get you to crack a half smile now and again.

K.H

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Hometown Fiction

During a recent promotion, one of Southampton's (yes, hampton, not haven) finest made some astute observations about the cover art for Cold as a Wedge. He was right on. The badge, the case, the gun- even the initials. It tickled the hell out of me. Why? Because I like the way police officers think. I like that no matter how long they've been at it, the good ones have still got it. Even my old man, out of the game for longer than I'd care to say, still has that eye, that spark. Those gears? Always turning. There's something fascinating, alluring and comforting about that sort of thing.

Cold as a Wedge has a basis in reality. While it's not "biographical", people, like the aforementioned lawman will no doubt pick up on the patches of truth in the pages. There's not only the glimpses of one's hometown, but of police work as it used to be. I might not have been cat'n around in the 70's, but the time period in the story most definitely draws me back to a different, more comfortable time.

I'm happy to say that readers outside of Bucks County have been enjoying the first book in the J.D. Reiter Mysteries and of course I'm pleased that locals are getting in on the action too!

Happy reading!

 K.H